“She wants your lips down there between her legs”

There are some things that women want you to do that you just flat out don’t want to do. Giving oral to a woman you just met is one of them, but you’d be surprised how many women will ask for oral from a one night stand. If you don’t want do it, you’ve got an uphill battle ahead in over to avoid being labeled a selfish lover. That’s the kind of thing that can kill your reputation with the one night stand crowd. Follow these tips and she won’t even know that you didn’t want to go down on her.

Behavioral Tips

“Never tell her directly that you are not interested to do oral”

These are the tips that you can use to make her think that she doesn’t even want you to go down on her. Start off by breathing in her face a lot. A little bad breath is nothing to be ashamed of, especially not when sex has all your hormones buzzing full blast. But a little hot, heavy breathing in her face will make her reconsider having your mouth anywhere else.

Show your teeth a lot. Smile, pant with your mouth open. Anything to keep flashing those pearly whites. Consciously, she’ll think you’re having a great time. Subconsciously, she’ll remember that there’s more to your mouth than tongue. Seriously, would you ask for a blowjob from a girl who kept baring her teeth at you?

Be rough with her in general. We’re not talking getting into kinky sex without checking with her first, but a little clumsiness with get her thinking that maybe it’s best if you’re not going to town down there.

If you really don’t mind not kissing at all, just tell her that you can feel a cold sore coming on. That’s your get out of oral free card, usable any time.

Pleasure Tips

“Move your finger to stimulate her clit”

If you can get her off without it, you don’t even need to go down on her! The best tip out there is to never ignore the clitoris. There are a lot of women out there who can’t achieve orgasm without the clit getting involved. When she asks you for oral, she’s really asking you to play with her clit. You don’t have to use your tongue to do that.

If you can support yourself with only one arm, stick the other one between the two of you and put pressure on her clit while you’re thrusting. This sort of dual stimulation will drive a woman wild.

If you have to fake oral, get under the covers and slick your fingers with spit. Keep it moist and warm, and if you’ve got trimmed nails it will feel like a tongue for her. Fake chow is the best way to avoid actually going down on her when she’s insisting.

Keep these tips in mind the next time the woman you take home for the night wants you to get mouthy. There’s no reason that you should ever have to put up with going down on her if you don’t love eating it.