It’s hard to find a good one night stand these days. You don’t want to lie to women or trick them to get them to sleep with you, but you also would really like to sleep with them. Maybe you just got out of something or you just don’t have any interest in getting involved, whatever the reason, you need a short tryst and nothing else. Most women aren’t exactly receptive to you just walking up and telling them that you want to have fun tonight and then never talk again. They tend to get a little offended and sometimes that leads to things being thrown at you. So what do you do? Well, you might have to play a game or two in order to what you want out of the evening.

Put On Your Tourist Hat

“Tell her that you are a tourist”

One of the easiest ways to accomplish this without have to remember a whole lot is to pretend you’re just in town visiting. This can be for business or to visit friends or family. You want to keep it as simple as possible so you don’t have to remember a lot of lies. If you’re not in the kind of business that would typically require traveling (like if you’re a server or a mechanic), you should probably avoid saying you’re in town on business. Just say you’re visiting friends. Not only does this create an expectation that you’re only available for one night or a short time, it also means you can’t bring her back to your place. This will put you in charge of the morning exit routine. You don’t have to awkwardly try to get her out; you can just leave when you’re ready.

On top of the whole only in town tonight thing, you can also use the visiting tourist card as an excuse to be in town again, should she run into you later. Keep in mind, if you’re going to try and pull this off, you should probably avoid going to a bar that you go to frequently. This is going to make it harder not only because she could have seen you there before, but also because you won’t be able to go back there if you want to avoid drama.

“Try taking her back to your room for a one night stand”

While it may not seem ideal to play a role in order to make a one night stand happen, think of it this way; other than how long you’ll be in town, you shouldn’t have to lie. You can be honest about what you do, what you like, your name, and pretty much anything else. On top of that, it means that she is agreeing to go home with you even though she knows it doesn’t have to potential to be more. She is going to want the one night stand as much as you do. This is, essentially perfect. Plus, if you say you’re in town visiting friends, you can always come back to town to visit and maybe look her up again. This makes it more of a one night stand with the potential for a few more one nights stands along the way, which is awesome.