Set Up Your Profile

One of the most important things you can do to get the dates on one-night stand websites is to make sure that your NSA site dating profile is up to snuff. For those of you not in the know, NSA isn’t some shady government agency. It just stands for No Strings Attached, the kind of dating that you’re probably thinking about trying out for yourself.

You need to draw the ladies in by making yourself look desirable.

We are not hinting that you need to lay out on a bed and cover yourself in rose petals. Instead, you need to focus on the things and qualities you have that make you desirable to a woman who’s looking for a booty call.

If we can give you one quick overview piece of advice, it’s this: be direct, and cover your good qualities. This will bring women to you faster than you ever thought possible. Remember that women are attracted to money and power, so emphasize those qualities in yourself.

You don’t need to be a CEO.

You might think that because we said women like money and power, we’re going to tell you to lie about how much you have, but we’re not. This isn’t about lying to get women. It’s about emphasizing the qualities that you already have to make yourself come across as a more attractive choice to the kind of women that are on these sites.

For example, don’t say that you’re “just a simple bloke.” Simple either means that your brainpower is low, or that your funds are low. Neither of those are things that you want to deal with.

On the other hand, don’t say that you have “refined” taste, either. It makes you sound pretentious, and like you’re trying far too hard to appear richer and more influential than you are.

Just sound like you’re not worried about money.

If you don’t mention money at all, you’re actually going to give the impression that you have more of it than you think. Most of the people who mention money a lot are actually much poorer than those who never mention it because it’s simply not a concern.

Another thing you can do is simply mention upscale versions of the things that you like, rather than simply saying you have good taste. For example, if you like Johnnie Walker, say, “When I have the choice, I’m a fan of Johnnie Black or Double Black.”

You don’t have to be powerful or important to sound like you are.

You don’t have to talk about all the powerful and important things you’re doing, either. The key to this is to make sure that you sound like you’re in control of your own situation.

For example, when you talk about your job (whether the one you have or the one you’d like to have), use language such as, “I plan to” or “I’m going to,” rather than “I’d like to” or “I’m hoping to.”

Another thing you can do is with regards to your job, if the title itself isn’t that interesting, is to mention the industry you work in. If you’re a bank teller, you “work in finance.” If you’re a gardener, you “work in landscaping.” If you’re a cashier at a pet store, you “work with animals.” If she presses, just say that you like to keep it private or off the Internet. Any more pressing, and she’s looking for a sugar daddy, not a hookup.

You’d be surprised how much of a response you can get from that kind of linguistic acrobatics!