Advanced Tip: The Older Woman

If you’ve never considered hooking up with an older woman for part of your booty call strategy, you’re missing out.

Older women are perfect for one night stands. These women know what they’re doing and they’ve also been in the game for long enough that they can blow your mind, no matter what it is you’re usually into.

Older women cut out the BS.

It’s important to an older woman that they don’t want to deal with a lot of nonsense when they’re on the prowl. They don’t want to deal with money concerns, they don’t want to deal with scams, and they don’t want to deal with immature boys who don’t know what they want. Be alert since there’s a reason they call them cougars.

Look for an older woman who’s been divorced.

Trust us, this is key to having the kind of “relationship” that you want. An older woman who’s been married before is probably not going to want to get married again, at least not for a long time. Instead, she’s going to be much more focused on having fun and getting back some of those years she wasted on another loser.

Play up certain qualities.

There are some things that are like candy to an older woman. If you can learn to put those traits out there, bagging one of these wild animals is going to be easier than you ever imagined.

One thing you want to talk about is how much fun women have when they’re with you. You don’t need to brag, but make sure you’re not all that shy about it either. Women who have been divorced are looking for a good time. They’re not looking for someone they have to baby along.

Remember that these are women who have lived largely boring lives. These women want to live it up a bit and want to enjoy themselves while they’re still in the primes of their lives. They don’t want to be taking you out to places where they’ll have to look after you.

Make sure she knows you’re good at “taking care” of women.

If you’re the kind of man she can relax around and let you handle things, she’s going to be a lot more eager to go home with you. Remember that she’s probably had to be in control in a lot of ways for a long time. She probably got married too early, and now she wants to reclaim some of that lost youth.

Let her know that you love giving backrubs, foot rubs, massages, and stuff like that. Women like hearing that a man is good with his hands, and they like the idea that they’ll be pampered.

These women are looking for no strings attached flings.

If you want to get with a MILF, you have to make sure you’re giving her what she wants from your fling. If you’re not, and especially if you get too clingy, don’t be surprised if she shows you the door.

These women may literally just want to meet at a hotel bar, get frisky upstairs, and leave in the morning before it’s light out. If that’s the kind of thing that would make you feel used or cheap, you probably aren’t in the kind of game where hooking up with an older woman is right for you.

If she’s well-divorced, she’ll probably even want to pay for things, like the hotel room. She knows you’re younger, more inexperienced, and she probably won’t mind picking up the tab. These women like to treat younger men, but don’t treat her like a sugar mama.

Above all, respect her boundaries. That’s the key.